Wednesday, January 26, 2011

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The Sopranos

Hello,

a couple of years ago, when working with those of Soitu, published an account of the ceremony goya titled "Night of lisiaditos" . It is not even close, as I have written kaffir because I simply tell you what all we have seen. The next day someone phoned Academy Soitu and threatened to not re-credit if they returned to post things like those. For that time the Academy was led by current minister of culture. I did not give greater importance, in fact did not publish anything about it, and I do not think that that call had much to do with my departure from Soitu few weeks later. Me again that story to mind when I read in El País that the Ministry of Culture were lobbying the Academy for Alex de la Iglesia president leaves office before the next ceremony Goya. I have played the methods. I have the feeling that someone in the ministry has seen too many episodes of The Sopranos. Perhaps all those who are legitimately defending the "Law Sinde should consider if they want to the hands of people like the current Minister of Culture.


For my part, I have very clear confidence that inspires me when he talks of Gonzalez Sinde guarantees when closing web pages.

Besos. Beta

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

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The murderers of the router by Goya

Hello,

Yes, I confess. English Internet users are a bunch of savages. OK, maybe that is limited to have an email account to send text messages to their cousins \u200b\u200bin Albacete are not, but the bloggers, who are left eye watching porn until four in the morning, posing by entrepreneurs of the digital, programmers, computer grain 2.0, we are all a bunch of degenerates that we camouflage on the network to rob, rape and insult to honest citizens and Alejandro Sanz or siblings Bardem. David Bravo , for example. After his appearance with granny glasses lawyer who has never broken a plate breakfast each day, a plate of sweetbreads ... raw. "Pablo Soto ? Pablo Soto has a canary yellow that has taught to sing "Liters of alcohol" and which takes place every night bestiality shows that records and hangs on the network to which the Thais down depraved. "The brothers Encinar ? Encinar brothers have all a web of anonymous collaborators dedicated to go from restaurant to restaurant replacing salt shakers and sugar in order to spoil the meals to people. "Nacho School? But is there still someone who does not know why you got kicked out of public? "Fernando Berlin ? It is one of the worst, some people confused with his brother Ricardo Bofill good but in reality, many nights telephones Loose talk by posing as a drug addicts with suicidal thoughts only to fill minutes on the agenda of its sister. Everyone from first to last, we are cut from the same cloth, are degenerate with rifle telescopic sights for target shooting from the roof.

a couple of weeks ago we took with Alex de la Iglesia. He becomes the antichrist. There were reasons for it. Since becoming president of the Academy has lost more than thirty kilos fucks Carolina Bang and his films received fifteen nominations at the Goya. Started his lynching. As if it were a sad ballad character , threw him to center stage with his ass in the air and began to throw objects. When we thought the humiliation was enough bloody Alex raised his eyes and let out a smile of bad movie we froze. I'm Alex de la Iglesia! He shouted. I rolled Mutant Action, and Mirindas killer and The Day of the Beast and Perdita Durango. He laughed that shook the stage. Who you thought that you were trying? "I you had taken for Garci? I enjoy all this, with blood, gore, humiliation, with the display of misery! Could it be that you have not seen my movies? I am one of yours. Give me a gun and going to kick ass Alejandro Sanz! Attack!

Besos. Beta

Sunday, January 23, 2011

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Hello,

Goya are coming. I think I'll post some posts about the nominees. You might also mention some of those are not.

If I were Carod Rovira (or Jordi Pujol) would come today to my mother and try to recover pictures of my children could. We also ask if you have a video of when I was little, playing with my cousins \u200b\u200band filling my face with chocolate cake on a birthday. Then go make me a check, resigned, and tell the doctor that no half-measures, to tell me what I have to say that when they had engaged in politics in Catalunya is normal, Alzheimer's disease late or early and I'm ready for it. Perhaps he would look at me confused and ask me where I'm going with all those photo albums. Are for the movie made on my life, I would answer.

There is a new genre in film (in English cinema in particular): the genre of films with Alzheimer Catalan politicians. A couple of years ago Albert Solé won the Goya for best documentary for Bucharest, Memory Lost . This year Carles Bosch hopes to do the same with Bike, spoon, apple . I hope you do not succeed. Bucharest ... was fine, was a chronic anti-Franco in which appeared the miseries of PCE and some of its grandeur. Moreover, it was a pretty exciting movie, done with love, love that one son who has not written a blog entitled My father is an idiot he has for his father. By contrast, Bike, spoon apple is just a special report aimed, I suppose, to raise funds for the Alzheimer's Foundation Maragall. The only interesting are two sequences: one in which Maragall is faced with a guy who goes on a motorcycle that screams that it is forbidden to ride on the sidewalk with the bike like a city guard and tried, and another in which school in his old apartment Yorker shouting "I was mayor of Barcelona" before the astonished gaze of the current tenant. Does not hurt to see how infatuated with a photo of Obama at actual size with a try to type a few dollars taken out amid the euphoria of the night of the presidential election. I was mayor of Barcelona and I have a few dollars for you, bold, with which you can buy a bag of peanuts before returning to Harlem. No more. The rest can be seen in any film of 2 as you care to nap after lunch.

will not be easy to win. Compete against two more documentaries about illnesses, a sick child with autism and Norman Foster sick of your own ego. Citizen also competes against Negrin. Negrin was chairman of the Republican government during the war. He spoke seven languages, graduated in medicine at twenty years was awarded a scholarship in Germany and the United States, donated part of his salary so that students and Severo Ochoa could be devoted entirely to research. Lost a war, was expelled from his own party and died in exile with enough economic Room shortage. If today's gave him a goya ask: Are you kidding?

Besos. Beta

Thursday, January 20, 2011

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Julio Borges Hair came out in the National Assembly.

When Rep. Earle Herrera gave up with the deputy tobo Alfonso Marquina, after he tried to show off with a speech Betancourt style, we could not imagine a humiliating chapter and repeat again in the National Assembly. And I mean today gave frentazo Diosdado Cabello Julio Borges, on the other sharp, paralyzing embarrassing. In the first chapter mentioned, Representative Herrera covered her mouth when she tried to stammer Marquina the President of Republic and the management was responsible for many deaths is not known: simply told people like him, as Alfonso Marquina, ie their political party of the Fourth Republic, Victor Soto Rojas launched from a helicopter, for the simple crime of dissent. See pictures:

But I find that shameful chapters for the ego repeated opposition , and infer a sad role for opposition deputy in the National Assembly thereafter every time you try to open my mouth to say anything in any way, ie without ethics and responsibility for the speech. Today Julio Borges did attempt to show off for twenty minutes with a speech attacking at some point he would have imagined historical impact, as part oratory evidence of the wounds of the enemy (Hugo Chavez and his administration). He had no scruple to assert, among other allegations, which the Chavez government was supported by a financial Left (Members present) giving away the money from the oil revenues abroad and, incidentally, speckled the President of the Republic as a "gift Regalón." Diosdado deputy's response was swift: submitted documents with the signing of Borges receiving 25 million Bolivars (and more) for your organization First Justice of the oil industry of the time loved the Fourth Republic, which not abhorred the deputy when he said that PDVSA gave money today. The reaction of Borges was painful, ran onto the stage, shouted, grabbed the Pres. National Assembly, was expelled (then pardoned). It's a shame the moral status of such a political aspect. Its actions are called to speak without rhyme or are without integrity or responsibility for the statement. Bicho with a tail of straw, criticizing, silly glass roof, throwing rocks at the neighbor, ie it applies to what is good for turkey, not is for him who is the kettle. Such is the blindness opposition, hatred or anger, you miss to know how and with what tread.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

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Actresses

Hello,

premiered last Friday on the plus a number of actresses. English actresses talking about themselves without much to say. I lasted ten minutes, I was not interested. Although I tried to stay away from them, I have met some actresses. I have not gone well. At first are tempting, but nobody in their right mind should have an affair with an actress. It is true that maybe my sample is not representative enough but I am not mistaken too when I say that actresses are like whores showers. In the imbalance plays an important role schools of interpretation. No one who has gone through Cristina Rota or Juan Carlos Corazza can expect at least sanity. The motto of these sites is: you come here to learn how to express feelings with conviction and you are going to give up the ass hard enough to not notice that you're pretending.

Of all the actresses are especially dangerous the "actresses with cat. "lees If you ever an actress and when you get home you meet a cat who looks at you suspiciously from his chair (yes, you have a chair for your exclusive use) do not hesitate: Shaking Off the animal hairs that you have been glued to the ass to sit at the sofa and run away. Run as if escaping from a nuclear explosion, runs as if your life depended on it, without looking back and not stop until you feel that the stomach escapársete is about the mouth.

Yeah, usually people who live with cats is highly suspect, the actresses are much more cat. Cats play in your life the role of boyfriend, Visitor , companion of partying, a father and a vengeful God at the same time. We are all, are trained to do so. Cats living with actresses know how to bear hugs kisses and euphoric moments after they become masters crying while their collapse repeated over and over again how sensitive they are. Cats living with actresses have developed a prodigious memory by listening to hundreds of times in different intonations repeated the phrase of the script that their owners are trying to learn. Cats living with actresses have also developed an expression such that, at a glance, they can understand their whiskas owners that it will eat your fucking mother because what I want is some garlic prawns as you gave me yesterday. All this leads to cats to exercise absolute power over their masters in making these deranged puppet with a high toxic component for those who dare to cross his path.

you are warned.

Besos. Beta



PDTA: The actors are not very different. A few months ago I met one who boasted of putting a hidden jam cock in three euros of which had been infatuated with his roommate's argument that this will unbalance the budget outlay.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

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Hello,

I love nature and I think she would not. I do not like tsunamis, or volcano eruption or snakes lurking under rocks to inject their venom, and the pack of monkeys with the red ass ready to rape you the moment you get into the forest, neither dogs nor cats, nor flies, nor cockroaches, and pigeons. I do not like rural tourism and I want to give away a weekend in an inn converted into a block north of the province of Avila. I will not die of pneumonia, or get into bed with frozen feet, or garlic soup dinner, or wear ankle shit because I had to go get the eggs to roost. Understood?

think so. This Christmas, Sonia has given me high boots to get excited when he sees me dressed only walk them, "Fleurs" an album of Franco Battiato 1999 that if I had ever known would have slammed without the slightest hint of guilt, the Moleskine, 2011 and a Wii game that I will Fernando Alonso level as far as driving Formula 1 car is concerned.

Meanwhile, my mother gave me a bracelet Power Balance. My first reaction was as expected: screaming desperately as if Al Pacino holding the body of Sofia Coppola in the third part of The Godfather.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!! ¡¡¡¡¡

She look at me like you do not understand anything and I asked surprised if I do not like. I think if he was able to believe that weapons of mass destruction why would doubt the therapeutic effects of the bracelet. I wear it, do not want to seem ungrateful, but I know that the bracelet will go away when I exit through the door. A few minutes later, the miracle, I get a message to the phone with the following: "I dreamed about you." The message is not a friend either, is one of those friends that are super good, which you wanted sickly for a long time and tried to forget that after you make it clear that she wanted nothing to do with you. You remain unclear. Sonia asks you who the message and your answer is no Orange more than advertising and, when he sees you, you type a quick reply: "What did you dream?". You sense what is the answer. If she had dreamed you were dismembered by an army of aliens wearing T-Rayo Vallecano I would not have written to tell you. Probably, if he did, is because the dream was not there. Silence the phone so that Sonia never again wonder who writes you should receive a new SMS. This time you get a more detailed message: "I dreamed that follábamos nonstop. The first time we did it in the van and I was getting Loquillo you run many times." The mobile you burns the hands and thrown to the ground. Does Loquillo van? You understand nothing. What the fuck you answer that? Should you delete the message? Has the Power Balance ? Are you willing to live a double life? The holidays are loaded by the devil.

Besos. Beta

Monday, January 3, 2011

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Education Act, college students and generation

not understand, I understand. Somebody tell me ─ ─ like the song says, I explain: the students of the VCU protest a law that favors them and show be determined to go out and protest on January 10 if enacted. This is the new Higher Education Act , same as (1) democratization of the Venezuelan student admission to higher education respecting the proportionality and balance of the social composition of the country, (2) gives participation and the labor vote in the election of university authorities, and (3) equals the vote of the student to any other member of the university community at the time of meeting and elect officials and authorities. But congratulations because a college is, first, a full citizen, to be sure of age, then a member of the university (as would Manuel Rosales), who knew her, thus empowered to comment on your system educational! Did you know that a student's vote worth 50% or less than the vote of a teacher when voting on the election of officers? Well, the new law corrects lawlessness and faculty members of the university community (workers) to review and choose aspects of their environment and daily living. So I do not understand the reaction of the guys who "overcome the shadows" when opposed to an instrument that gives parity for members of his community. Somebody explain to me, dammit! It seems that muchachurros are a bunch of pendejitos manipulated by their teachers and principals, who take it where they want to protest criteria pertaining to the protection of his interests and bureaucratic professorial student. End of world is a joke, man! They, teachers and officials know they have at hand a few sheep, and that the law itself aperturaría a massification of criteria and equalities that would undermine the sheepherder say they hold up, although the major effect would be autocracy that supplanted them seeking their teachers archidefendida university autonomy (let's be clear). Now I'm thinking that this particular expression of the once former rector of the UCV, Edmundo Chirinos, these college students themselves they are a "generation stupid" citizen.