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Hello,

premiered last Friday on the plus a number of actresses. English actresses talking about themselves without much to say. I lasted ten minutes, I was not interested. Although I tried to stay away from them, I have met some actresses. I have not gone well. At first are tempting, but nobody in their right mind should have an affair with an actress. It is true that maybe my sample is not representative enough but I am not mistaken too when I say that actresses are like whores showers. In the imbalance plays an important role schools of interpretation. No one who has gone through Cristina Rota or Juan Carlos Corazza can expect at least sanity. The motto of these sites is: you come here to learn how to express feelings with conviction and you are going to give up the ass hard enough to not notice that you're pretending.

Of all the actresses are especially dangerous the "actresses with cat. "lees If you ever an actress and when you get home you meet a cat who looks at you suspiciously from his chair (yes, you have a chair for your exclusive use) do not hesitate: Shaking Off the animal hairs that you have been glued to the ass to sit at the sofa and run away. Run as if escaping from a nuclear explosion, runs as if your life depended on it, without looking back and not stop until you feel that the stomach escapársete is about the mouth.

Yeah, usually people who live with cats is highly suspect, the actresses are much more cat. Cats play in your life the role of boyfriend, Visitor , companion of partying, a father and a vengeful God at the same time. We are all, are trained to do so. Cats living with actresses know how to bear hugs kisses and euphoric moments after they become masters crying while their collapse repeated over and over again how sensitive they are. Cats living with actresses have developed a prodigious memory by listening to hundreds of times in different intonations repeated the phrase of the script that their owners are trying to learn. Cats living with actresses have also developed an expression such that, at a glance, they can understand their whiskas owners that it will eat your fucking mother because what I want is some garlic prawns as you gave me yesterday. All this leads to cats to exercise absolute power over their masters in making these deranged puppet with a high toxic component for those who dare to cross his path.

you are warned.

Besos. Beta



PDTA: The actors are not very different. A few months ago I met one who boasted of putting a hidden jam cock in three euros of which had been infatuated with his roommate's argument that this will unbalance the budget outlay.